- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Flowers are colors Love me

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