What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Worms don't like apples.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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