- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

what did the man say to the other man? hey

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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