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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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