Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

thumb_up thumb_down +32

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Penis

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops