What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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