What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Your adopted

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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