- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Honk if you're Amish!

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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