- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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