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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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