- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

im telling maguire

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

I asked her where you were.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

your no better than a cockroach

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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