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The duck didn't cross the road.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Badabing.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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