u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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