why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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you see theres this guy.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Anti Joke

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