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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Badabing.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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