- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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