A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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