- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??