Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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