- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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