Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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