- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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