What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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