- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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