A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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your face

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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George W. Bush

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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