- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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