- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

A fish swims up your penis...

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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