What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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