- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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