- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

fridge

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Your Mom The End.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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