"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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