- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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