- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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