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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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