Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Nobody cares maddie!

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

So this guy was making a sandwich...

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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