- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

My three children are three big mistakes.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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