- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

ure mama's so fat

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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