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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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