- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

1+1=2

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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