- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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