- Anti Joke

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

every knight i see an owl at window

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

whats green and slimy? green slim

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.