THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Gretta has five legs? -no

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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