- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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