- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

There once was this guy and he fell down

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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