whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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