Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

i hate non minorities!

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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