- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

I have a really funny joke.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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