- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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