- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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