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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Death by kayak

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

my egg roll

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike