- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

womens rights

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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