- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

noah is a scrub jungle

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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