- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Guest what? Dog

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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