if got a joke if fogot it

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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LOL

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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