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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

This is a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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