- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

A jew enters a mall.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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