- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

I have a really funny joke.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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