- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

knock knock Goodbye

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

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