- Anti Joke

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Whats the defination of cruelty

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

i like it in the mouth

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.