- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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