knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Who wants water? I do.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

why did katy fall off her bike?

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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