How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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