- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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