- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SHUT UP JP

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

bite me

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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