Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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