Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Justin Bieber.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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