- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Your mother is so fat.

poopy is poopy

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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