There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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