- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

your no better than a cockroach

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Women's rights

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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