Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

I was watching Fox news.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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