whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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guess what what ...

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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